Consumers Digest

Have you watched all the dramatic reports on the storm of the century?

Nothing to report on the RNC and old man McCain. We are concentrating on the rare hurricaine Gustav that is terrorizing New Orleans and threatening thousands of lives throughout the nation. Stay tuned to endless, around-the-clock coverage of the storm of the century. And watch for our special on the Obama Express. Update: New Orleans was spared and many have survived! Details later.

Public Comments

1. yes, i set my clock to CNN broadcasts. it is the only thing that makes me sleep. can you say BORING?